Dynamic Pricing Statement

In anticipation of upcoming legislation pretending to protect the public from the simple reality of "Supply & Demand" - where we may be required to make people aware of an upper limit to the potential cost of a ticket - we have pre-emptively chosen to address this important point with the gravitas that it so rightly deserves. Our statement is below.

Ticket pricing may be dynamic and can increase according to “supply and demand”. A maximum ticket price of £1 billion pounds, a teacup of Unicorn blood and a kebab may be charged per ticket.

In practice the upper amount will usually be less, you lucky sausage*

*vegan of course